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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Sexy Tea

Okay. So this post will only be somewhat relevant to Persephone Jones, erotic romance writer. But it is erotic. At least I think it is. Either that or I'm totally perverted. Whichever. :)

I love tea. Like some people love coffee. Thus, the inspiration for this post. Enjoy.
Check out the graphic art on the box of  Lipton Brisk sweet tea. No, I mean--really check it out. There's chicks on it. Chicks with wild, crazy, bedhead. (Is that one word or two?) And they don't look like they've been sleeping. Know what I mean? Let's have a closer look.
 Look at Right-Side-Of-The-Box-Chick. Eyes shut, mouth open. Dude. There's dew on the leaves pointing directly at her mouth. And did I mention the bed head?
And this one? Left-Side-Of-The-Box is practically cross-eyed.
Lookie. Tea porn. Heehee!
Like I said, orgasmic tea. Think the marketing folks at Lipton did this by accident? *Snort*
Kinda puts me in the mood for some tea...

*In all seriousness, the design belongs to one Tristan Eaton of www.tristaneaton.net. Very talented guy. Three cheers for the sexy tea, Tristan!